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Argentinos Are we so? Stages of a partial

For those not familiar with the English philosopher and Argentines feel good!!
"SO ARE WE? If so are!

JULIAN MARIAS - Philosopher - Professor - Politico Writer and Journalist
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Someone once asked a English philosopher Julián Marías, very knowledgeable of the Argentine people and their customs and with a great love for us to talk about the Argentines, but view from outside the forest and all passion ...
... This was what he said:

"The Argentines are among you, but not like you.
not try to know them, because his soul lives in the impenetrable world of duality.
Argentines drink one cup of joy and bitterness.
make music for his crying "The Tango" and laugh at the music of another, taken seriously the jokes and everything serious joke.
They themselves do not know, believe in the interpretation of dreams, Freud and the Chinese horoscope, visit the doctor and the healer all at the same time.
treat God as 'The Beard' and jeer at religious rites, but presidents do not lose a Te Deum in the Cathedral.
not give up their illusions and learn from their disappointments. Do not contend with them again! The Argentines are born with wisdom!
know and feel about everything! In a coffee table and journalists or political programs arranged everything.
When Argentines travel, all compared to Buenos Aires. Brothers, they are 'The Chosen People' ... themselves. Individually
are characterized by sympathy and intelligence. Group are unbearable for his crying and passion.
Everyone is a genius and geniuses do not get along well with each other, so it is easy to assemble, but unite ... impossible.
An Argentine is able to achieve everything in the world, minus the applause of another Argentine.
will not speak of logic, reasoning and logic implies restraint. The Argentines are hyperbolic and disturbed, go from one extreme to another with their views and actions. When discussion did not say I disagree, but: You are absolutely wrong. Aman
contradiction both called 'Barbara' to a beautiful woman, a scholar baptized as 'Beast', a mere footballer 'Genius' and when they express extreme friendship qualify you for 'Boludo'. And if the affection and confidence is much larger, 'You're a bastard. "
When someone asks them a favor not just say 'yes', but 'Like No' .. They are the only people in the world starting their sentences with the word NO. When someone thanks you, say: 'No, nothing' or 'NO'.... with a smile.
Argentines have two problems for each solution. But they sense solutions to every problem. Any Argentine will tell you know how you must pay the debt, right to military counsel the rest of Latin America, reduce hunger in Africa and teach economics in USA.
Argentines are metaphors to describe the ordinary with strange words. For example, a pay raise they call ... 'Rebalancing Income', a tax increase ... 'Changing the Tax Base' as a simple devaluation ... 'A sudden change of exchange rate. A business plan is always ... 'A Set Plan' and a financial transaction call it speculation ... 'Bike'.
live, as Ortega y Gasset, a permanent decoupling of the image they have of themselves and reality. Have a high number of psychologists and psychiatrists and they boast of being always aware of the last therapy. They have a super huge ego, but do not mention it become unstable and fall into crisis.
have a terrible fear of ridicule, but describes himself as liberated.
are biased, but believe they are broad, generous and tolerant.
are racist to talk about .... 'Black heads'.
In short: Argentines are
ITALIAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH. SALARIES AND TRYING TO LIVE LIKE AMERICAN ENGLISH. SPEECHES AND SAY FRENCH VOTE AS SENEGALESE. THINK AND LIVE lefthanded as bourgeois.
PRAISE THE CANADIAN ENTREPRENEURSHIP AND HAVE A Bolivian organization. Admire the SWISS ORDER AND DISORDER PRACTICE A TUNISIAN.
mean ...
are a mystery! '

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The day before the exam ...
1. - The paradox of time
Time passes, for one, 200 times faster than usual: "... the speed of clockwise is inversely proportional to the time remaining to the time of examination ...". Pencil falls to the ground, and then collect it suddenly 10 minutes have passed!
A brief snack blow us out of 45 minutes!
most common phrases:
ALREADY ... EIGHT? !
2. - Delegation of responsibilities:
is summarized in one sentence: "...¿ CONTROL ME ABOUT MY CAREER TO STUDY THIS ... I MEAN? !!!!!!..." (This symptom manifests repeatedly throughout the process)

The night before the test ...
Note: From here the phenomenon is as enjoyable as "the dream" becomes our worst enemy, torturing, betraying (at 3:00 am presented with all their strength), boycotting the passing of the hours the normal functioning of our bodies, motor clumsiness, slurred speech, disjointed thoughts, etc. To which one turns to old foe weapons to this old coffee, ice water on his head, whips, etc ...

3. - Examination of conscience and repentance ...
In the midst of a situation in which life is worth one hour, one begins to remember those nights that I spend wasting time watching TV, wandering in a bar, or went to sleep without sleep. Self-hatred (begin debacle emotional and motivational). Remember that coffee and toast now prevents him from reviewing the unit 3, and this time he went down to buy aspirin and went to a friend, is probably the next reprieve.

4. - Changing the order of the values \u200b\u200band principles ...
All values \u200b\u200bthat one sucked from the overturned cradle.
most common phrases:
"... my life for a bed ..."
"... give it all for 5 more hours ..."
"... payment for the 6 (or 4 )..."
"... I swear if I see this miserable, I hit a shot in the forehead ... "

5. - Raids philosophical and metaphysical:
With the passing of the hours you tend to get the most reflective of our being, which often indicates severe mental status changes.
Phrases Play:
"... one feels that he knows nothing, and goes and gets all ... the man is unpredictable
...." "... why in life we \u200b\u200bhave to suffer so
?..."" ... for me He-Man was a fag ... "
"...¿ would you do if you earn a million dollars ?..."
"...¿ Wonder Woman was the girlfriend of Superman
?..." "... I would be reincarnated into a turtle ..."

6. - Escape from reality:
One dreams of being 1,000 km away, if possible at another time, and if it is on another planet, the better. (Again symptom 2, which increasingly has a greater intensity)

7. - Abandonment:
Our Executioner "sleep" becomes almost invincible at this point. Our appearance is pitiful and sleep produces hallucinogenic effects of the most confusing. Suddenly forces seem to abandon us, and we wonder if this whole ordeal makes any sense.
phrases heard:
"... what is not studied until now ... I will not learn in 2 short hours ... I go to sleep ..."
"... this is not going to take no ?..."
"... they all go to hell ..."
"...¿ Are these goblins walking on the ceiling ?..." (Symptom number 2 again) Error: Our enemy, "the dream" should not win: we recommend the use of corporal punishment to pass this phase.

8. - Chaos
Sometime during the night all the above symptoms occur in simultaneously causing a shock in the brain that trigger student's first physical symptoms on the other hand generate sentences how are you: "... I always wanted to study journalism ... "
"...¿ and if I jump out the window and ended up with this ?..." We "...¿
south ?!!!..."
"... I do not show ..."

Earlier ...
9. - Symptoms physical.
This stage is characterized by physical symptoms, aggravated by lack of food, hygiene, excessive caffeine, nicotine, tar, and stress. Common symptoms: cramps liver, dizziness, nausea, heartburn, diarrhea, flatulence, retching, belching, deep sighs, dizziness, twitching, tics, muscle spasms, facial stiffness, stomach contractions, skin rashes, blurred vision, yellow skin clear, temporary blindness, sudden death.

10. - Principle of amnesia (... no nothing ...)
of a sudden you want to make a very brief overview, and see titles, words, definitions (even written by our hands), one I swear that in life I had never seen. This, only two or three hours the test generates up to a state of uncontrollable fear and panic. (New symptoms 2, 3 and 6)

Entering the exam ...
11. - At the Abyss
One just wants to end this torture, inhuman and cruel ordeal that it humiliates and demeans superior levels.
most common phrase: "... be quick ..."

The review ended ...
Option A: Approved: Exhausted and relieved it will take a bitter drink beer that was left behind and for the prompt restoration of normal functioning psychosomatic. Health

Option B: Fail: Exhausted and relieved is going to have a beer for that bitter taste that was left behind and for the prompt restoration of normal functioning psychosomatic. Health


universal sensations before an exam.

A. Arrival (too early) to the testing.
B. Review compulsive and totally unsuccessful notes.
C. Nervous joke stage pre-test.
D. Entry frightened to the room where the examination is to be committed.
E. Cast leaves for consideration ("" Five leaves?! "Some say).
F. Cast leaves questions ("In something so small it can fit many questions," say some unhappy).
G. Around the blade and discovery using a size font 5 or smaller.
H. Hysterical laughter.
I. Snorting several hands and taken the lead automatically. J.
Finding that with the (little) that is remembered can not be answered even half of the issues.
K. Vain attempts to copy (with the subsequent discovery that the next door has less idea than you).
L. Stage of collapse, despair, helplessness and waiting (since it is wrong to deliver the examination after only ten minutes).
M. Delivery of test and flight from the crime scene. N.
Nervous joke phase post-test.
O. Phase exclamation profanity and sexual nature ("I broke the ..."," cu re me-Acosta" etc). P.
Comparison of results (check that no two people with the same answers, or much worse, unless you all agree. Typical). Q.
Compulsory consultation phase of the notes (whose only result is worse mood of the consultant).
R. Phase statement: "I do not go more than a. .. (Calculus, Physics, Algebra ...)". S.
Stage of denial ("Test? What test? I have not done any tests.")
T. Post-traumatic depressive phase and plans to eliminate, "I need to hit someone," I need to get drunk. "

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FOR THOSE WHO ARE STUDYING ...

IF YOU HAVE A POQUITOOOOOOO De-Stress, read it IS GONE
Note: WARN THAT CAN HURT THE SENSITIVITY OF READERS

AVOID THINGS TO SAY TO A UNIVERSITY

- "Do not worry, insurance The next pass! "

know that's not true, know it's not true. WHY SAY SHIT?. Is an insult to our emotional state to try to encourage such a false statement. The only dignified response would be "Go to shit, asshole!" But as we are educated and we are deep in the shit we respond with a timid "Yes, of course, the next safe I'm doing well. "It is better to stay silent, do not worry, we know that
not understand us, so no need to endeavor because it will be worse.

-" How was your part? "

MAL, I was WRONG, stir foul wounds. Obviously I lost all the time did not stop studying culeen me cruelly? Why questions." To enjoy my misery? To say "Do not worry, for sure the next you do well!? ". No wonder, all that can help us out of the hole is silver and chocolate. If you are not willing to offer anything like that, stay away and do not revel in our misery.

- "But did not finish the race yet? "

Let's see, great son of a bitch, when we finish the race you'll ever know, the world will know. We're going to put nicks in the Messenger emoticons with so many happy they're going to hurt eyes, we will publish in the newspaper, we will have a party, definitely you going to know. So do not ask us
if not finished the race when the answer is obviously no. That does nothing but give us more eager to commit suicide or to study gardening, or decorated Easter eggs.

- "But how hard is it?"

Not at all. It's a joke. I enjoy is that lung average mortgage to pay the notes, books and guides, allowing the club put me in the form of ortho and final examinations each year. Naturally it is difficult. It's so difficult for your pagan mind is incapable of understanding the levels of difficulty and abstraction absurd that you can get a human brain. No answer for myself if someone else puts in doubt the difficulty of a run, whatever, to philosophy will have its difficulties, because to spend all day in the canteen or be turned, it must be because of continuous, or in a state normal classes are not supportable.

- "The son of Fulanita did the race in 4 years!"

GOOD FOR THE SON OF Fulanito. Tirémosle confetti and bailémosle around. Also There are people who do not ever end, and we see our begetters saying every day, "How proud I am of you, son, you did not realize yet that are good for this and you keep studying, but waste time." Nothing
comparisons, because then we can talk about that term partner of ours, just as a hobby, whatever the fuck you study, while pursuing his career and he was spectacular. See who else to humiliate.

- "Why what year are you going?"

¿uncomfortable silence? Decision something, you bastard, you wonder-Is your goal was to make fun of us and brag that you are studying do not know what the hell and are tired of perfect tracking under the program areas, and over days off and you stand?. Why does not fail, the awkward silence is broken forever:

- "But how many years you in the race?". THOSE WHO ARE

, UNHAPPY. Enough to know that your old and your old were brothers with just look you in the face. And know that every year is like a horrible hell that you stick crystals on the heart and tear your fingernails with pliers? And hold LIKE ME BECAUSE THERE!. So do not you dare judge me.


- "What is also very difficult to study. Only you'd have to study more"

Oh, yes, A review of Sticking your finger in the ass and smell it far exceeds the agenda of matters such as: "Numerical Methods for Fluid Dynamic High Energy Density" (Chemical Engineering), cytology (Medicine), "Roman Law" (Law ), "Advanced Biochemistry of Metabolic Regulation (Biology) or" Abstract Data Types "(Computer Engineering). It is very hard
you do where you take exams in subjects and make you mean ... Ugh! What complicated thing, eh?. It leaves little time to scratch the balls. Is that, do not study, the four-hour exams, programs or impossible that teachers have puta idea or questions cagarte trap are mere distractions from the true reality: STUDY IS APPROVED, it is!

- "Oh, NO! I have to take like 8 hours a week!" Rev.

THAT SON OF BITCH! I agradecezco the gods do not spend 30 hours and you are you complaining for about 8 hours miserable and filthy! 4 of which are "time until it reaches the teacher", "Break because we're all stressed veery," "Look him in the breasts of the woman next door" and "I'm going to have a coffee and come back" Come and tell me you're tired and do not answer me. I warn you.

- "That ..? What? That was you studied?" Followed

response to yours unhappy face, followed by an "Aaahhh. Right." With the subsequent face-known and WTF? ? . Because if you go out of medicine, law, or as much architecture, all races are bizarre, strange and unknown application.

- "Ah, how nice, but it would be to go to work?"

Y. .. NO! studied what can? No, better I get at a Kosher McDonalds and Population Genetics'll tell you when you enlarge the combo, and prepare a vanilla cones. Asshole.

Well, that's all. As a basic guide does not include phrases also very famous as "The teacher should not be as screwed as you think, because I did not finish tomorrow? Let's be clear:

races are fucked up, NO BROKEN BALLS AND LET ALONE!