The day before the exam ...
1. - The paradox of time
Time passes, for one, 200 times faster than usual: "... the speed of clockwise is inversely proportional to the time remaining to the time of examination ...". Pencil falls to the ground, and then collect it suddenly 10 minutes have passed!
A brief snack blow us out of 45 minutes!
most common phrases:
ALREADY ... EIGHT? !
2. - Delegation of responsibilities:
is summarized in one sentence: "...¿ CONTROL ME ABOUT MY CAREER TO STUDY THIS ... I MEAN? !!!!!!..." (This symptom manifests repeatedly throughout the process)
The night before the test ...
Note: From here the phenomenon is as enjoyable as "the dream" becomes our worst enemy, torturing, betraying (at 3:00 am presented with all their strength), boycotting the passing of the hours the normal functioning of our bodies, motor clumsiness, slurred speech, disjointed thoughts, etc. To which one turns to old foe weapons to this old coffee, ice water on his head, whips, etc ...
3. - Examination of conscience and repentance ...
In the midst of a situation in which life is worth one hour, one begins to remember those nights that I spend wasting time watching TV, wandering in a bar, or went to sleep without sleep. Self-hatred (begin debacle emotional and motivational). Remember that coffee and toast now prevents him from reviewing the unit 3, and this time he went down to buy aspirin and went to a friend, is probably the next reprieve.
4. - Changing the order of the values \u200b\u200band principles ...
All values \u200b\u200bthat one sucked from the overturned cradle.
most common phrases:
"... my life for a bed ..."
"... give it all for 5 more hours ..."
"... payment for the 6 (or 4 )..."
"... I swear if I see this miserable, I hit a shot in the forehead ... "
5. - Raids philosophical and metaphysical:
With the passing of the hours you tend to get the most reflective of our being, which often indicates severe mental status changes.
Phrases Play:
"... one feels that he knows nothing, and goes and gets all ... the man is unpredictable
...." "... why in life we \u200b\u200bhave to suffer so
?..."" ... for me He-Man was a fag ... "
"...¿ would you do if you earn a million dollars ?..."
"...¿ Wonder Woman was the girlfriend of Superman
?..." "... I would be reincarnated into a turtle ..."
6. - Escape from reality:
One dreams of being 1,000 km away, if possible at another time, and if it is on another planet, the better. (Again symptom 2, which increasingly has a greater intensity)
7. - Abandonment:
Our Executioner "sleep" becomes almost invincible at this point. Our appearance is pitiful and sleep produces hallucinogenic effects of the most confusing. Suddenly forces seem to abandon us, and we wonder if this whole ordeal makes any sense.
phrases heard:
"... what is not studied until now ... I will not learn in 2 short hours ... I go to sleep ..."
"... this is not going to take no ?..."
"... they all go to hell ..."
"...¿ Are these goblins walking on the ceiling ?..." (Symptom number 2 again) Error: Our enemy, "the dream" should not win: we recommend the use of corporal punishment to pass this phase.
8. - Chaos
Sometime during the night all the above symptoms occur in simultaneously causing a shock in the brain that trigger student's first physical symptoms on the other hand generate sentences how are you: "... I always wanted to study journalism ... "
"...¿ and if I jump out the window and ended up with this ?..." We "...¿
south ?!!!..."
"... I do not show ..."
Earlier ...
9. - Symptoms physical.
This stage is characterized by physical symptoms, aggravated by lack of food, hygiene, excessive caffeine, nicotine, tar, and stress. Common symptoms: cramps liver, dizziness, nausea, heartburn, diarrhea, flatulence, retching, belching, deep sighs, dizziness, twitching, tics, muscle spasms, facial stiffness, stomach contractions, skin rashes, blurred vision, yellow skin clear, temporary blindness, sudden death.
10. - Principle of amnesia (... no nothing ...)
of a sudden you want to make a very brief overview, and see titles, words, definitions (even written by our hands), one I swear that in life I had never seen. This, only two or three hours the test generates up to a state of uncontrollable fear and panic. (New symptoms 2, 3 and 6)
Entering the exam ...
11. - At the Abyss
One just wants to end this torture, inhuman and cruel ordeal that it humiliates and demeans superior levels.
most common phrase: "... be quick ..."
The review ended ...
Option A: Approved: Exhausted and relieved it will take a bitter drink beer that was left behind and for the prompt restoration of normal functioning psychosomatic. Health
Option B: Fail: Exhausted and relieved is going to have a beer for that bitter taste that was left behind and for the prompt restoration of normal functioning psychosomatic. Health
universal sensations before an exam.
A. Arrival (too early) to the testing.
B. Review compulsive and totally unsuccessful notes.
C. Nervous joke stage pre-test.
D. Entry frightened to the room where the examination is to be committed.
E. Cast leaves for consideration ("" Five leaves?! "Some say).
F. Cast leaves questions ("In something so small it can fit many questions," say some unhappy).
G. Around the blade and discovery using a size font 5 or smaller.
H. Hysterical laughter.
I. Snorting several hands and taken the lead automatically. J.
Finding that with the (little) that is remembered can not be answered even half of the issues.
K. Vain attempts to copy (with the subsequent discovery that the next door has less idea than you).
L. Stage of collapse, despair, helplessness and waiting (since it is wrong to deliver the examination after only ten minutes).
M. Delivery of test and flight from the crime scene. N.
Nervous joke phase post-test.
O. Phase exclamation profanity and sexual nature ("I broke the ..."," cu re me-Acosta" etc). P.
Comparison of results (check that no two people with the same answers, or much worse, unless you all agree. Typical). Q.
Compulsory consultation phase of the notes (whose only result is worse mood of the consultant).
R. Phase statement: "I do not go more than a. .. (Calculus, Physics, Algebra ...)". S.
Stage of denial ("Test? What test? I have not done any tests.")
T. Post-traumatic depressive phase and plans to eliminate, "I need to hit someone," I need to get drunk. "
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