FOR THOSE WHO ARE STUDYING ...
IF YOU HAVE A POQUITOOOOOOO De-Stress, read it IS GONE
Note: WARN THAT CAN HURT THE SENSITIVITY OF READERS
AVOID THINGS TO SAY TO A UNIVERSITY
- "Do not worry, insurance The next pass! "
know that's not true, know it's not true. WHY SAY SHIT?. Is an insult to our emotional state to try to encourage such a false statement. The only dignified response would be "Go to shit, asshole!" But as we are educated and we are deep in the shit we respond with a timid "Yes, of course, the next safe I'm doing well. "It is better to stay silent, do not worry, we know that
not understand us, so no need to endeavor because it will be worse.
-" How was your part? "
MAL, I was WRONG, stir foul wounds. Obviously I lost all the time did not stop studying culeen me cruelly? Why questions." To enjoy my misery? To say "Do not worry, for sure the next you do well!? ". No wonder, all that can help us out of the hole is silver and chocolate. If you are not willing to offer anything like that, stay away and do not revel in our misery.
- "But did not finish the race yet? "
Let's see, great son of a bitch, when we finish the race you'll ever know, the world will know. We're going to put nicks in the Messenger emoticons with so many happy they're going to hurt eyes, we will publish in the newspaper, we will have a party, definitely you going to know. So do not ask us
if not finished the race when the answer is obviously no. That does nothing but give us more eager to commit suicide or to study gardening, or decorated Easter eggs.
- "But how hard is it?"
Not at all. It's a joke. I enjoy is that lung average mortgage to pay the notes, books and guides, allowing the club put me in the form of ortho and final examinations each year. Naturally it is difficult. It's so difficult for your pagan mind is incapable of understanding the levels of difficulty and abstraction absurd that you can get a human brain. No answer for myself if someone else puts in doubt the difficulty of a run, whatever, to philosophy will have its difficulties, because to spend all day in the canteen or be turned, it must be because of continuous, or in a state normal classes are not supportable.
- "The son of Fulanita did the race in 4 years!"
GOOD FOR THE SON OF Fulanito. Tirémosle confetti and bailémosle around. Also There are people who do not ever end, and we see our begetters saying every day, "How proud I am of you, son, you did not realize yet that are good for this and you keep studying, but waste time." Nothing
comparisons, because then we can talk about that term partner of ours, just as a hobby, whatever the fuck you study, while pursuing his career and he was spectacular. See who else to humiliate.
- "Why what year are you going?"
¿uncomfortable silence? Decision something, you bastard, you wonder-Is your goal was to make fun of us and brag that you are studying do not know what the hell and are tired of perfect tracking under the program areas, and over days off and you stand?. Why does not fail, the awkward silence is broken forever:
- "But how many years you in the race?". THOSE WHO ARE
, UNHAPPY. Enough to know that your old and your old were brothers with just look you in the face. And know that every year is like a horrible hell that you stick crystals on the heart and tear your fingernails with pliers? And hold LIKE ME BECAUSE THERE!. So do not you dare judge me.
- "What is also very difficult to study. Only you'd have to study more"
Oh, yes, A review of Sticking your finger in the ass and smell it far exceeds the agenda of matters such as: "Numerical Methods for Fluid Dynamic High Energy Density" (Chemical Engineering), cytology (Medicine), "Roman Law" (Law ), "Advanced Biochemistry of Metabolic Regulation (Biology) or" Abstract Data Types "(Computer Engineering). It is very hard
you do where you take exams in subjects and make you mean ... Ugh! What complicated thing, eh?. It leaves little time to scratch the balls. Is that, do not study, the four-hour exams, programs or impossible that teachers have puta idea or questions cagarte trap are mere distractions from the true reality: STUDY IS APPROVED, it is!
- "Oh, NO! I have to take like 8 hours a week!" Rev.
THAT SON OF BITCH! I agradecezco the gods do not spend 30 hours and you are you complaining for about 8 hours miserable and filthy! 4 of which are "time until it reaches the teacher", "Break because we're all stressed veery," "Look him in the breasts of the woman next door" and "I'm going to have a coffee and come back" Come and tell me you're tired and do not answer me. I warn you.
- "That ..? What? That was you studied?" Followed
response to yours unhappy face, followed by an "Aaahhh. Right." With the subsequent face-known and WTF? ? . Because if you go out of medicine, law, or as much architecture, all races are bizarre, strange and unknown application.
- "Ah, how nice, but it would be to go to work?"
Y. .. NO! studied what can? No, better I get at a Kosher McDonalds and Population Genetics'll tell you when you enlarge the combo, and prepare a vanilla cones. Asshole.
Well, that's all. As a basic guide does not include phrases also very famous as "The teacher should not be as screwed as you think, because I did not finish tomorrow? Let's be clear:
races are fucked up, NO BROKEN BALLS AND LET ALONE!
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